Blazin' in Kuopio, Finland - My Story

Yo, what's good? Today, I’m gonna spill the tea on my trip to the wild streets of Kuopio, Finland. Spoiler alert — if you’re lookin' for that fire weed, it ain't as easy as rollin' up to a spot like in Amsterdam. But trust, you can still catch a vibe. Here's how I got down with the herb in Kuopio.

Got back home from Kuopio just 2 days ago, so writing this post with fresh memory smoking a small joint of white widow strain. Had an amazing stay in Kuopio that would never be so cool without sex, drugs and rock’n’roll smelly ganja buds.

What do locals think about ganja in Kuopio

The fact that cannabis is strictly regulated by f*cking officials the government does not mean that local inhabitants of Kuopio are too much against weed. Mostly - they simply do not care. Of course it is better to preserve some common rules and not to smoke weed in public in Kuopio, but even if someone notices you - this will not be treated as some crime or inappropriate behavior.

When I was in Kuopio, Simon invited me to a small party with some friends. They had some weed and played PS5, and everyone seemed okay with it as long as we were indoors and respectful. How lucky I was😁 Simon told he will be my weed dealer while I am here in Kuopio so I had no issues with great stuff all that time.

What Are the Rules About Weed in Kuopio?

In Kuopio, weed with a lot of a special component called THC (the stuff that makes you feel high) is not allowed. You can’t just go to a store and buy it like in some other countries. There’s also a kind of weed that doctors can give to sick people, but it doesn’t make you feel high like the other kind.

When I was in Kuopio, I met a local guy named Simon who knows a lot about how things really work with weed in Kuopio. He told me that even though the rules are strict, the police aren’t always super strict about it, especially with visitors.

What if I get caught with weed in Kuopio?

In practice, as Simon said - if you are 18+ and carry less than 20 grams of weed or 10 grams of hash and do not smoke in public - you should not expect any arrest. As a maximum, cops will confiscate your stuff after they ensure you are not a dealer who delivers stuff.

There are some stories about occasional cops forcing people to give them a bribe after catching someone with weed, but such cases are rare. Usually cops do not touch foreign tourists who are spending their vacation or business trip in Kuopio and bring money to Finland.

Where to buy weed in Kuopio

Simon shared his experience on the weed purchase process in Kuopio. As he said - big dealers purchase everything via darknet - there are services or “onion sites” like DrChronic or Bitpharma where they purchase big portions (via Tor browser and crypto) or cooperate with local cannabis growers.

After that they simply resell weed to tourists and locals in Kuopio. In fact you may also go this way, while for tourists this is usually not acceptable - you need to know how do onion sites and Tor browsers work, have corresponding accounts on darknet websites, too long to wait for your package (2 - 7 days), high risks at all steps of this chain, etc etc.

Usually, locals already buy weed by talking to dealers they trust through messages like Telegram or Signal with payment via cryptocurrency. Then, the weed is left in a secret spot where they can pick it up without meeting the seller in person. This is new secured way of cannabis delivery used in Kuopio.

Weed in Kuopio: Your Questions Answered

Is high-THC weed illegal in Kuopio?

Yup, you won’t find high-THC bud legally unless it’s medical, but the cops aren’t usually trippin' if you’re packin' less than 10 grams.

What happens if you get caught with weed in Kuopio?

Depends. If you’re lookin' like you’re movin' weight, you could catch some heat. But most tourists with a small stash aren’t bothered much.

Can you still find weed the old-school way in Kuopio?

For sure! While the darknet and encrypted messengers are where it’s at now, you can still hustle around parks or chat up the right taxi driver and might get lucky.

Is high-quality cannabis and hash available in Kuopio?

Yes, it’s available while quality varies between dealers.

Can you find hash in Kuopio?

Yes, many dealers offer both weed and hash. It’s not always in stock, but it’s popular and available.

What are the prices for cannabis and hash in Kuopio?

Prices vary depending on the dealer and the quality. High-quality weed can cost €20-€25 per gram, while hash might be €30-€35 per gram. The more you buy, the better the deal you’ll get.

That’s the rundown on cannabis in Kuopio. If you’re planning a trip, stay safe, be smart, and enjoy your time in this vibrant city!

Five random facts about cannabis

1. You Can Eat Cannabis Raw

Granted, it tastes a lot better when prepared with yummy edibles like brownies, bread, or cake. But cannabis can be consumed raw. One more thing is that if you eat it raw, it won’t get you high, but it will provide you with all the medicinal benefits.

2. Cannabis Can Improve Senior Life Quality

From providing relaxation to becoming a more natural approach to pain relief treatments, cannabis is definitely here to improve the life quality of our senior citizens.

3. USA Grows The Most

According to Civilized Life, the United States is the top marijuana-producing nation in the entire world. Behind it are Morocco, Afghanistan, Mexico, and Colombia. Who would have thought?

4. Endocannabinoid System

The human body has an endocannabinoid system (ECS) that naturally interacts with cannabinoids from cannabis, playing a role in regulating mood, pain, and appetite.

5. Munchies

THC increases appetite, often leading to the "munchies," a craving for food after consuming cannabis.