Blazin' in Semey, Kazakhstan - My Story

Yo, what's good? Today, I’m gonna spill the tea on my trip to the wild streets of Semey, Kazakhstan. Spoiler alert — if you’re lookin' for that fire weed, it ain't as easy as rollin' up to a spot like in Amsterdam. But trust, you can still catch a vibe. Here's how I got down with the herb in Semey.

I just got back from Semey a week ago, now smoking a big joint of pineapple weed strain, reminding me of that cool time I had in Semey — thanks in part to the weed that accompanied me on my adventures.

Local Attitudes Toward Cannabis in Semey

Just because cannabis is strictly regulated in Semey doesn’t mean the locals are strongly opposed to it. In fact, most people in Semey don’t seem to care too much about marijuana use. Of course, it’s wise to follow some basic rules, like not smoking in public. But even if someone notices you, it’s unlikely they’ll see it as a big deal.

Alex was cool enough to invite me to a low-key sesh at his spot — just some homies, beer, weed, and the PS5. Straight up, I felt like I hit the jackpot. Dude even became my plug in Semey while I was in town, so I was never dry and had my weed handy. He told me as long as you keep it cool, the locals are down with the herb. But like he said — don’t be stupid, and don’t carry more than 10g unless you’re lookin’ to have a bad day.

So where do smokers purchase weed in Semey?

Despite the fact that I did not have any problems with weed in Semey because of Alex, he told me how everything works (and not only with cannabis).

Usually high-level dealers purchase stuff on wholesale darknet websites. Theoretically you may also go through all the nightmare of using darknet websites to get your stuff delivered in several days or even weeks. Website thehiddenwiki.com has all the links you may need to order stuff in the darknet using Tor browser and crypto, but this method usually works if you need a lot of stuff and have time (several days) to wait for the delivery.

Usually, locals already buy weed by talking to dealers they trust through messages like Telegram or Signal with payment via cryptocurrency. Then, the weed is left in a secret spot where they can pick it up without meeting the seller in person. This is new secured way of cannabis delivery used in Semey.

Cannabis Laws in Kazakhstan: What You Need to Know

First things first, it’s important to understand that high-THC cannabis is illegal in Semey. Unlike in Amsterdam, you won’t find any coffee shops selling potent marijuana strains. While medical cannabis is available, it’s typically low in THC and won’t give you the high you might be looking for.

During my stay, I met a local named Alex in the hotel bar. He’s lived in Semey for a while and knows a lot about the cannabis scene. According to him, while the official regulations are strict, enforcement isn’t always so rigid in practice.

What Happens If You Get Caught with Weed?

In Semey, if you have a little bit of weed with you (less than 10 grams), you probably won’t get into big trouble. The police might take it away, but they usually won’t arrest you. It’s still a good idea to be careful and not smoke cannabis in public in Semey.

Question / Answer session about marijuana in Semey

Is high % THC weed forbidden in Semey?

Yes, non-medical cannabis is regulated and restricted in Semey, while police is relaxed about marijuana and having less than 10 grams with you should not result in imprisoning anything serious.

Anyway what if you get caught with some THC cannabis product in Semey?

Depends on the situation, but if officers think you are a drug dealer for some reason who delivers stuff - you should get punished problems. In general tourists with small amounts of hash or weed are not touched at all, only dealers with large amounts.

Can I find weed in Semey in some oldschool way?

Of course you can! While sniffing dark streets / parks and pinging taxi drivers is an outdated approach for searching marijuana already - a big bunch of dealers migrated to online sales via messengers and crypto, but hustling parks and central streets in searches for weed may still give you some successful results.

Is There Good-Quality Weed in Semey?

Yes, but you might have to look a bit harder to find it. The quality can be different depending on the exact weed dealer.

Is Hash Available in Semey?

Yes, hash, which is another kind of cannabis, is also available in Semey. It’s a bit like weed but prepared differently.

How Much Does Weed Cost in Semey?

The price can change depending on how good the weed is. High-quality weed can cost about $20 to $25 per gram, and hash can be even more expensive.

Five random facts about cannabis

1. Shakespeare Smoked Cannabis

Maybe his source of inspiration? Marijuana residues were found in William Shakespeare’s home, which we believe could have been an enormous aid in writing all the screenplays and poems.

2. Cannabis Can Both Relax & Invigorate You

This mainly depends on the type of strain you use to consume. Indica is more relaxing and sedating, while Sativa is more uplifting and energetic. You can choose either or a mix or both for interesting results!

3. Cannabis Has Over 100 Active Cannabinoids

In fact, over 120. The most famous ones are (you guessed it!) THC and CBD.

4. Religious Use

Cannabis has been used in religious rituals in various cultures, notably in Hinduism and by Rastafarians.

5. Different Strains

There are thousands of cannabis strains, each with unique combinations of cannabinoids and terpenes, resulting in different effects and flavors.

Comments (12)


  1. Thanks for the info, but it’d be way better if y’all shared some contacts for dealers! Help a girl out 😡😡😡

  2. Yo RASTA fam! Sending out an S.O.S.! Got a big bday bash in 2 days, need to find some coke, hash, or good weed here in Semey – tryin to make it epic! I got every type of payment covered – Wise, Skrill, Revolut, crypto, you name it. Need a reliable PLUG ASAP 🙏

    1. Haha, me too! Need some powerful sativa ASAP, PuffDaddy24 and I waiting on responses. Drop those contacts, fam 😂

    2. yo same here, lookin for a solid connect 👀

    3. and one more human needs a plug on this side lol

  3. Alright, alright, I got y’all. There’s a dude here in Semey who calls himself Bob Marley (lol, almost creative). Dude’s got quality stuff though. Prices are high, he takes crypto, does delivery – but fair warning, he’s slow as hell sometimes. His username on Telegram is @bob_420_marley. Be ready for the wait though – man’s on his own time 😒

    1. Yeah, I can back this up Bob Marley is a legit source. But there’s a bunch of fakes out there, so be careful – make sure every letter in that @bob_420_marley handle’s right. Here’s a link so no one gets scammed @bob_420_marley 😉.

    2. Thanks, crew! Didn’t expect any real help, you guys came through for real. I’ll let you know how it goes 😆

  4. Yo, I got a backup plan – a buddy showed me a Telegram bot for weed. Just click through the menu, send crypto, and they’ll send instructions with GPS coords and pics for where to pick up. We scored 5g indica, pick-up was hidden in a cig pack between two bricks in a wall downtown. Here’s the bot link if anyone’s interested – @happy_rasta_bot

  5. Broooo, thank you! Tried messaging Bob Marley but got no answer, so went with @happy_rasta_bot and it was solid! Got my 5g in a cig pack. Posting pics below!



  6. Big thanks to @ChronicHustla! Bob Marley saved the day and my party 😉! Just like ya said, I hit him up at @bob_420_marley it took him about an hour to reply, then he sent the menu – had all I needed. Went for 10g sativa, got a discount to $15/g with a bigger order (usually $25/g for 3g minimum). Quality’s top shelf, my friends were impressed. Sharing pics of my 10g stash – got it all weighed up!







  7. Yo, thanks ChronicHustla!! also tried Bob Marley too, smooth all the way. Thanks again man!

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